Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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4 days ago

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

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4 days ago
aseaofquotes:

Sara Gruen, Water for Elephants

aseaofquotes:

Sara Gruen, Water for Elephants

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4 days ago

I was quiet, but I was not blind.

-Fanny Price, Mansfield Parki  (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: bibliophilebunny)

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4 days ago

boyfriend-music:

Awolnation Kill Your Heroes

Well I met an old man dying on a train
No more destination no more pain
Well he said one thing, before I graduate…
Never let your fear decide your fate

7,191 plays

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5 days ago

To prepare for bad things is to admit that they have the possibility of happening, and there is such a mental block to that. Like going out and getting life insurance or making a will.

Or putting all of your crafting materials in Diablo 3 in your stash instead of your inventory when playing hardcore…

I can’t do it.

I can’t accept that I’ll die again in this stupid game and have to start over.

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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5 days ago

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

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5 days ago

jamesaleks:

how do u reach such a level of cuteness where people draw you for fun

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5 days ago

(Source: porshastewart)

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6 days ago

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

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6 days ago

This fight of my life is so hard, so hard, so hard.
But I’m gonna survive,
oh, oh, these are beautiful times.

57,910 plays

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6 days ago

(Source: respetoalasmujerespero)

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6 days ago

The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.

-Joanna Hoffman (via feellng)
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6 days ago
snacrifice:

louweetomlinson:

:o

[x] 

snacrifice:

louweetomlinson:

:o

[x] 

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6 days ago

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